NoGoodz

Congratulations America! You got yourself a spiffy new president in the shape of Barack Obama! Although we have like 2 and a half months left of him, we are virtually Bush-less, people! We have replaced one of the worst orators with one of the best. We have a young, hopeful Democratic president with a democratic-majority in the House and Senate, but we lost equal rights as states across the nation banned gay marriage. But wouldn’t it be just great if this was the beginning of some awesome worldwide cultural/environmental/technological renaissance and we have Moon colonies and and anti-gravity boots and trips to Mars in 4 years? It’ll probably end up being one of those “…nothing so tragic since John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King, Jr….”, but let us all revel in the absolute crushing defeat that John McCain and Sarah Palin fell under with such a swiftness it was almost anti-climactic. We were expecting some long neck and neck race, guys! With sweaty brows and clenched hands! But it was more like a virgin on prom night… this “First Black President/Yes We Can” thing popped it’s cork all over the place by 8pm, Pacific Standard Time.

But hey, he won, and we’re thrilled with that! Let’s sit back and watch the nation react!

Congratulations, President Obama, from all of us at NoGoodz.