To all the faithful and devoted NoGoodniks across the globe, may we wish you Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, and a Happy New Year! May you get 8 really great presents in one day or 8 days of really great presents! We hope that this new year will bring the beginnings of peace and awesomeness to America and, thusly, to the world as a whole.
All we can say is who knew that the Jewelry Counter had so much pull on the Sears’ advertising budget. Double Bag!
The Doghouse
We’re unsure as to whether the gays have a soft spot in their hearts for Jack Black but it’s obvious he has one for the gays. Him and John C. Riley, Kathy Najimy and Andy Ritcher. Oh and Margaret Cho and Neil Patrick Harris, but they’re, you know, gay. “Gay Marriages Will Save The Economy!” Brilliant. The whole thing was written and directed by the pianist, Marc Shaiman.
We’ve been off for the holidays, and upon our return we found this werewolf lurking around the NoGoodz compound… and just two days til the full moon!
The Werewolf…
Congratulations America! You got yourself a spiffy new president in the shape of Barack Obama! Although we have like 2 and a half months left of him, we are virtually Bush-less, people! We have replaced one of the worst orators with one of the best. We have a young, hopeful Democratic president with a democratic-majority in the House and Senate, but we lost equal rights as states across the nation banned gay marriage.