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It’s become a nightly ritual for the NoGoodz team to settle in at the stroke of 11:30 and 12 midnight to watch back-to-back episodes of Chelsea Lately on the E! Channel. Chelsea Handler: We love her! She’s smart, funny, beautiful… her show is raw, real, and hilarious. She always has a great collection of comics and personalities to help her sift threw the daily news, giving commentary and hilarious insight only rivaled by her frank and sarcastic style of wit. And Chuy! Who could not love that little guy? You can’t always understand him, but you know what? Who cares. They are a perfect team.

But one person we do not understand and is obviously not on her team is her stylist. What the heck are they putting on her? We’ve scoured the internet to find some in-show shots of the monstrosities that they ruin this awesome lady’s beautiful form with to no avail. I guess some smart producer at E! is savvy enough to nip that marketing horrorshow in the bud by flooding the internet with great shots of Ms. Handler straight from the photo shoot. But really, go, watch the show on any given night and immerse yourself in some of the worst outfits to be donned by such a talent this side of Sesame Street. They’re loud, odd-fitting, and annoying. It’s not always, but more often than not she is wearing a doozie!

Is it a schtick? Is it supposed to help us laugh? No need. As her fansite’s biography reveals “Chelsea Handler is an accomplished stand up comic making appearances all across the country. She can be seen regularly on the Oxygen network show Girls Behaving Badly, on the E! Channel as a regular commentator, on the Tonight Show as a Tonight Show Correspondent, as well as in many TV guest appearances. Chelsea’s new book “My Horizontal Life - A Collection of One-Night Stands” is already available on Amazon and the foreign rights have sold in over 16 countries.”

With a repetoire like that, and a interviewing style that brings any star or performer to their knees (please, she had Big from Rob & Big telling the world how small his balls were) why the hell would we need any clowny visual help? Please, E!, let Chelsea dress herself. If she’s in charge of any of the outfits we’ve been able to find her in on the web, then save yourelf a few bucks on this side of the recession and move that stylist over to Seacrest. (Hopefully Joel McHale will be proud that we took the time to piss on Seacrest!)

Now, don’t get us wrong, we don’t want to be complainers, because Chelsea rocks and her show delivers. Like the skits that her and Chuy do. Have a look:

Chelsea and Chuy: NoGoodz salutes you! We just don’t like the person that dresses you. Except for you, Chuy, you always look awesome!